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ObscureTen

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Oh my god I found this game. Good lord.

I remember playing it when I was 13 or something on some random website with flash-games. I never got really far, but no matter it was one of my favorite games at the time. Than I grew older, and this game was lost to time for me. I've tried to find it from time to time, but with no real result. And with that site going down during death of flash I though that I would probably never find it.

But here we are! And all I have to say: you're as beautiful as the day I lost you

Also for some reason I thought that game's name was "road to Eldorado" (in one word yes) lmao

Right now I did the no damage run. Good god, I was trying for few weeks. Honestly, got lucky to get 3 curse books, which allowed me to negete armor and arrows at last stages. Without them I would probably get damage, because overall my army was pretty weak and run was long, so at the final stage it was like >kingt, knight, archer, house, knight<

Overall stats:

Remeaning healt: 10

Turns needed: 12

Number of units: 30

Number of spells: 14

Number of buildings: 2

Level 3 things: 7

This game feels like a fever dream

Fight between priest and reddit mod feels... ironic.
And for the game - ok. It's interesting enough to complete, and humor is enough to please a lover of 4chan-ish shitpost like me (altrough it isn't creative in the slightest)
This is classic Newground in it's best, both in theme and level of execution.

cool game, altrough the ratio-change when portal appears is a little annoying

>go into newgrounds
>decide to try some games
>fined this new neon one
>play
>it's lagging bad
>cry in the corner
>even newground games don't work
>ITWILLALWAYSBETHISWAY

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